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PastPoop8/4/2003-My friend Jules
You think dis guy has lots a da chest hair? NO YOU ARE WRONG I CHAMP OF CHEST HAIR KINGS! I was driving home the other day and I had my shirt unbuttoned. It's kind of a polo shirt with the three buttons or so at the top. Yeah it was one of those and it was unbuttoned. Well, anyways I was at a red light when a breeze came through my car and it hit my chest hair. I am not exagerating when I tell you that I have an ass load of chest hair. The breeze felt awesome and I was immediately struck with visions of miles and miles of wheat like an ocean with the wheat moving and bending in a light wind. It was beautiful. It was also on my chest. Which made it even more awesome. The thing you should know is that this has nothing to do with anything. The other day after the other day above had me driving a golf cart and I thought to myself 'What could be better than a music festival in celebration of dictators and despots?' Well lots of things actually, but this would be sweet. Everyone could wear those card board cutouts of peoples faces as masks (masks of dictators mind you) and eat churos. It would be good, because churos taste good and everyone knows that social gatherings are fun if the food is good. Just imagine it - traditional folk music with songs of the good old days that never were and churos. You could get Hitler dolls and Stalin bobble heads, awesome. I dunno about you but the mere thinking of this has made me jettison my bowls into my pants just like the day on the golf cart. 
Fo sho Crap I gotta tell ya - I'm freakin tired. So tired in fact that I don't really want to write this, but if I write with out a purpose or goal in mind I could keep writing with out even thinking about it. About what? I don't know. Ever take a dump that was so watery, you weren't quit what was coming out? Maybe it's a real thin diahrea or maybe your butt sprung a leak and now your bleeding to death rather quickly out the back door. I did that the other day. It stank, but it did not have the odor of blood. It stank like ass. Here's a thought for you what is sexy about sucking on a man's foot? I dunno, but some straight women and gay men do it. I don't think it would taste good. Even if it tasted like pizza, I think the fact that someones foot tasted like pizza would be nasty enough. 
A giant dog lost it's way in a ghastly bog LIGHT BULB! Theres being attracted to other men and there is gay. THIS is gay. I'm not a huge fan of diconjointed stream of thought articles but you know what? I don't care right now. I sleepy. I go to sleep. -HighPulp |
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